i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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