I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
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Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
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I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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