I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I think we might need a safe word for this...
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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