Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
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Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
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Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
They left me at home... I'm a liability
i out mim tonsoeep
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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