Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
We’re leaving where are you
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