STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
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Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
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Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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