What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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