That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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