D3 body, D1 cock
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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