I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I've blown a few things in my day
lets start a swedish sibling band together
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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