..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
I'm just crazy horny about you
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
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