i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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