Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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