I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
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