the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
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His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
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I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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