She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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