scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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