every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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