Bisexual people are plain selfish.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I want to be your penis for a week.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
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