I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
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I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
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You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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