im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
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that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
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Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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