Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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