So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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