Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
Randomize
