I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
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