READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
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you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
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I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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