why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
i can't believe i had my finger in that
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
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Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
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I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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