After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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