The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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