well you can't waste a boner
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
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I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
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I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I said "one day" and that day is not today
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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