Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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