we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
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I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
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Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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