C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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