The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
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Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
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Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
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