what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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