I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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