Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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