have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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