How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
