i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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