Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
The sex toys I ordered are being shipped to my billing address instead of shipping address. Take a guess where they're on their way to right now - my parents' house. And the package has to be signed for so there's no way around it. Fuck.
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
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