so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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