For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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