nutella sex= disaster
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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