mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
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When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
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I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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