She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
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No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
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Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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