do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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