do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
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Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
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Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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