Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Gay?
German.
Pity.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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