I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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