think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
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Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
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You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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