it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
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I am full of burrito and curiosity
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
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OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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