try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
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I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
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The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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