she was so not down for the gang bang
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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