"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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