are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
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I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
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I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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