I want to stick my p in your. b.
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
there is glitter all over my balls
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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